Showing posts with label rambler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rambler. Show all posts

Thursday, July 26, 2007

All About Laura (Again)

Is anyone else shocked that this job continues to go unfilled? Whatever could be the problem?

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Paid in Comet AND Lunch!

Hard not to apply for this one - I love lunch. Especially while cleaning the bathroom.

NEED TO HIRE SOMEONE TO HELP ME CLEAN AND PACK. EASY MONEY!
Reply to: choreboy@freebolognasammich.org
Date: 2007-04-19, 12:06PM PDT

I am moving soon, and have a little apartment with a lot of things to sort and pack. Having someone to help me will cut the time in half, and I really need some help since my job has me traveling and I am hardly ever home to do this myself.

Job will include:

Sorting and packing, also most likely cleaning of kitchen and bathroom. I will provide cleaning supplies and lunch. (If you have anything you'd like to contribute that you think will help us along, please bring them if you wish. If you are a professional cleaner, you will know more than me about what's best. I will reimburse you for supplies if we end up using them.)

[I know what to bring along - a wheelbarrow and a box of matches]

I will need you for at least a few hours, but most likely more if you are available. Please be hard working, and English speaking. House cleaning experience is a plus. Again, I am hardly ever home, so deep cleaning will be involved. (In other words, I'd love to get to cleaning cracks and crevices, too. Don't worry, no "science projects.") [is this some sort of lame euphemism?] I need my place to look organized and spotless!

I will need you early morning on Monday April 23, (8am) and might need your help again the following Sunday, April 29. It is a plus if you have a truck to help me transport stuff I don't need to the local Goodwill. :)

[just hire a friggin company - one that provides packing, cleaning and hauling services - don't keep slipping in these extra requirements throughout the posting - just list all the stuff you need up front, like someone with a spine might do.]

Please let me know a little about you in regards to experience and general interests. I know we don't have to be best buddies, but the day would go by faster if we vibed at least a little. :) Also, this is a serious posting and I do not have time to waste. Please be serious about this is you are planning to respond.

[really? is it really? you don't have time to waste, yet you wrote this disorganized, rambling post? really? you want someone who's willing to clean your cracks and crevices for no more than a sandwich AND you want to "vibe" with them? are YOU serious?]

Thanks.