Monday, March 12, 2007

Worst Design Job Ever, Part II

And a few weeks later... this appears...

Photographer/Designer (SOMA / south beach)
______________________________________
Reply to: notasinsane@smokingabitlesscrack.com
Date: 2007-03-12, 12:37PM PDT

World-class artistic mind wanted!

Seasoned or not; experienced or novice.

J_____s, the world-famous, family-owned not so big designer superstore is looking high and low for an amazingly talented creative person to assemble all things image oriented for our company.

You will photograph clothing and accessories on models, mannequins and forms.

You will design logos and print pieces to be used in the promotion of our company.

You will create and edit text for a weekly newsletter that you will be publishing that will be seen by over 10 thousand people per week!

You will create original photography that will be used in our 14 large display windows.

Applicants must have a strong knowledge of basic photographic lighting skills, photography, Photoshop, Illustrator, and html.

A successful applicant is a strong minded, yet an easy-to-work-with individual who is very committed and stable.

If this is you, we have your dream job waiting! Please send us your resume!

This is a full time salary job with full benefits!

[did you also send a reply to the original post that may have motivated the very different re-post?]

[the original CL post]

2 comments:

ms. crafty said...

Something tells me that the first post was on the money. Perhaps the previous poster was the disgruntled employee that you, too, could have the job of replacing...

Just a hunch...

nootsmaak said...

I hadn't thought of that - how hilarious! I have one of those I can write!