Back by popular demand, we're bringing you the worst jobs from not only the Bay Area but now, the Vancouver BC area! Double the worstness!
Now, onto the worsty goodness. Someone needs to kick this guy square in the giblets. I'd do it, but the pay isn't good enough.
Exotic maid (downtown)
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: 2008-09-28, 10:48AM PDT
Moving to a new place in Vancouver and need to have the place clean and tidy. Looking for fantasy / exotic maid service.
Prefer a student or someone who would like to make some money on the side, compensation based on availability and what we negotiate in terms of the exotic element. [C'mon ladies, don't hold back - get ALL your tongue on that nasty toilet. You know you love it.]
I am a private and discreet employer, not a company. [so, no Christmas turkey?] Photos appreciated. Interested in fit ladies only. Thanks.
[Right, because you're for sure a hot guy with a dream body who just happens to like hot babes scrubbing his nasty grout with a toothbrush. What a douchebag.]
- Location: downtown
- Compensation: $60 to $150 per hour [this range seems low]
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. [no recruiters? how the hell are you going to get qualified, screened applicants?]
- Please, no phone calls about this job! [just stop by in your panties]
- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. [because THAT would be inappropriate]